Monday, 20 September 2010

POP YR TOP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

BRIGHTON GIG WAS FUKING AWESOME,WE STAYED AT OUR FRIEND KIMS HOUSE,SHE HAS A PUG CALLED PETUNIA WHO LIKES TO SPIN ROUND ON HER ANAL POLLOPS TO ITCH THEM,ITS PRETTY CUTE. BEST BREAKFAST SO FAR ON TOUR...ONLY 2.95....FUKING YUMMY!!!! LET LOOSE ON BRIGHTON BEACH...HUNNERS OF SHIT TO TRY OUT LIKE PUTTING OUR HEADS IN SHARKS MOUTH. ANDY BLOWING HIS STUDENT LOAN AGAIN ON ICE CREAMS. I BLEW MY LOAD ON ICE CREAM AND DIRTY POSTCARDS. LOTS OF LAUGHS ON BRIGHTON PIER GUYS. EVEN MORE LAUGHS....FUCK YEAH. TOOT TOOOOOOT. EXCEEDINGLY GOOD KEEX PANINI...YUM.
OUR LOVELY FRIEND KIM MADE US UP SECRET SAILOR JERRY BOOZE PACKAGES IN MAC MAKE UP BOTTLES....FUKING GENIUS,WEE TIP FOR YU GIRLS. ANDY PURE LOVES STARBUCKS......RAGEN ITS NOT OPEN FOR A MANGO PASION FRUIT FRAPP AT 12 AT NIGHT. FEED ThE BIRDS ...TUPPENCE A BECKS. THE GIG. THERE WAS THREE PERVERTS AT THE GIG TAKING PICTURES OF ALL THE GIRLS,THEY EVEN SAT ON THE FUKING STAGE AND WE HEARD THEM SAY..OH I FUKING LOVE TAKING PICTURES OF GIRLS LIKE THAT,I SPAT ON ONE OF THEM AND AFTER I PUNCHED TWO OF THEM...DIRTY MOTHERFUKERS!!!!! HAVE YU SEEN THESE MEN?,REPORT TO THE POLICE IF YU DO,YR DAUGHTERS ARENT SAFE. OXFORD WAS PRETTY GUID BOTH BANDS ROCKED,PROMOTER ROCKED,ANDY BLEW ALL HIS CASH ON BEER FOR US,ANDY ALSO FOUND OUT ABOUT THE BIG BOOBS INCIDENT...FUKING RIGHT....NORWICH TONITE GUYS...CANNY WAIT.

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