Tuesday 18 October 2011

PRINCESS SWAMPY BROONTOON AND THE WHAT THE FUCKS...ps,forgot how to blog so start from the bottom of the post.

SO DRUNK....TAKING A PISS ON THE FUCKING MERCH...SEE WHAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH?
POST BEAR BUM FAG...ANDY LOVES FAGS N BEER AND BANDS AND BEARS.
ANDY GOT PUMPED UP THE ASS BY THE BEAR....LOOK HOW HAPPY HE IS.
JENNIE FELL ABOUT.
GIG WAS GREAT...ANDY GOT WRECKED..WE ENTICED HIM WITH A FAG.
JOEL STIG NOISE FOUND A DREADLOCK IN HIS DRUM BAG...VSO IS GOANIE GLUE IT INTO HER OWN HAIR....HAIR BROTHERS FROM ANOTHER MOTHERZ.
WELL WELL WEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL...SUP!
YOU DONT GET WARM FOSTERS IN GERMANY...YOU GET A MANS BEER,A WHOLE FUCKING CRATE OF IT...YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!
WIIIIFIIIIIIIIIIIII LOVE.
TOUR LOVE.
THE WOMAN WHO LET US STAY AT HER HOUSE EVEN BAKED BREAD FOR US...WHAT A WOMAN.
THE HOUSE WE STAYED IN WAS FUKING AMAZING ALSO....SHIT,ITS LIKE WE HAVE WENT TO TOUR HEAVEN.
OOOOOP,ANOTHER WEE REMINDER HOW GOOD THAT MEAL WAS....HMMMMMMM!!!!!
JENNIE CRACKING A MASSIVE SPLIFFFFFFF.
GIG IN HALLE,IN A SQUAT,SERIOUSLY GERMANY IS RULING SO HARD RIGHT NOW....SO FUCKING COOL TO BE DOING SHOWS THAT HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH BIG PROMOTERS OR MIDDLE MEN...JUST FUCKING RAD FOLKS DOING WHAT THEY LOVE DOING.
PART TWO OF THE BEST TOUR MEALS EVER......MATIUS AND FRIENDS IN HALLE MADE THIS SPREAD,WE NEARLY DIED IT WAS SOOOO GUID,PART ONE WAS IN HAMBURG BUT I FORGOT TO TAKE PICTURES,DANIELLA MADE THE BEST CURRY EVER AND PUT THE SHOW ON...SHE RULES ALSO..
ANDY WENT FOR A BIG XXL BIFFI ROLL.....FUKING DISGUSTING!
WAS A STRESSFULL 11 HOUR DRIVE SO VSO TREATED HERSELF TO TWO OF THE BEST THINGS FOR STRESS,BURRITO AND BEER.....WAS PRETTY GUID,FELT LIKE A WEE COMFORT BLANKET.
AFTER DRIVING AND PISSING IN 4 COUNTRIES WE ENDED UP FINALLY IN GERMANY!!!!!!!!
ANDY STAYED OUT ALL NITE SO VICKIE WENT INTO HIS ROOM AND DID SOME MIRROR ART....HE FUCKING SHAT HIMSELF.
SOME NICE KIDS THAT CAME AND HUNG OUT...
LOADING OUT IS A MASSIVE WHITEY AS STIG NOISE HAVE HUNNERS OF GEAR,GOOD THAT THOUGH EH?
BACK TO THE GIG THE NITE BEFORE THOUGH....
FEELING GOOD THE NEXT MORNING,ALL HAD NIPPY EYES AND FACES...LOVE IT!!!!!
POO POO BOY BAND POSE....
A WEE SHEEP MUST HAVE GOT INTO THE DRESSING ROOM...POO ALL OVER THE PLACE.
DIVORCE.....
MORE AMIENS ART.....
CLAIRE AND HER BF...SHE PUT THE SHOW ON AND WAS VERY LOVELY!!!!
JESUS SWAMPY PRINCESS BROONTOON DOING THE MERCH.....
STIG NOISE....
ART IN AMIENS....
AMIENS.......
VICKIES WEE PAL AGAIN....
UM,CATERING......
VICKIES WEE PAL CAME AND JOINED US....
BOOZE BRITAIN!!!!!
OLAAAAAAAAAAAAA............
BONJOUR.......
BONJOUR.....
BONJOUR.....
WE HAVE ZERO FUNDS SO RAIDED THE CONTINENTAL FOR OUR LUNCH....
WHAT A WAKE UP.....BEAUTIFUL FRANCE AND CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST.
JENNIE TOOK A PEE IN A TOILET SOMEONE HAD DONE A NOT SO LUMPY POO IN,BET YOU THEY WERE FRENCH.
I STOPPED OFF AT THE CATHEDRAL ON THE FERRY,WHAT A SIGHT,IMAGINE BUILDING THAT ON A FERRY.
AFTER THEY CHECKED UNDER OUR VAN FOR DOG EGGS WITH SPECIAL MIRRORS ON A STICK WE GOT ON,YEAHHHHHH..HERE WE COME FRANCE.
SIGHT SEEING IN DOVER....SOME WHITE CLIFFS N THAT.
OH,BACK TO DOVER TO GET THE BOAT TO GET TO THE HOTEL IN FRANCE...EM,AYE.
THESE POSTS ARE KINNA JUMBLED,FORGIVE US,WE HAVENT DONE THE BLOG FOR A WHILE AND FORGOT TO POST IN ORDER...EM,SO HERES THE HOTEL WE GOT IN FRANCE.
LONDON YOU DIDNT DISSAPOINT US......FUKING RULE!
VICKIE DANCING IN HER NEW WEE SHOES.
THE FIRST OF THE OLD BLUE LAST GIGS...PLAYED LOADS THERE THIS TOUR.
TOUR WENT OFF TO A GREAT START...VSO MISSED THE 4AM MEGABUS,THE REST OF THE BAND SMOKED THEMSELVES INTO WEED OBLIVION..MANAGED TO GET THE 11AM BUS AND SPENT 30 QUID ON A TAXI TO GET TO THE FIRST SHOW...CANT TALK ...LONDON.