Tuesday, 21 September 2010

I LIKE MA RUM THE WAY I LIKE MA GIRLS!!!!!!!

DAY 3 OF THE TOUR,WOKE UP AFTER ANDY BLEW HIS LOAN ON BEER AND FOUND OUT ABOUT THE BIG BOOBS FRAPE..HES STILL RAGEN,DOING ACCOUNTS APPARENTLY. MY FEET ARE FUKED,MY VANS ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE IM WALKING ON BARE FEET SO NEED TO FIND NEW SHOES. LUCKILY WE STAYED IN SOME LASSIE WI GOOD TASTE IN SHOES ROOM....HELLO BOYS!!! CHECK OOT THOSE CALVES AND SCARS N SWEATSHOP SOCKS GUYS. DEAD NAUTICAL , PURE HIPSTER CHITIQUE WITH ADDED POST TAE TIE MA BOAT TAE. RACIST CHITIQUE.....KINNA FUKED UP! LOOK CLOSELY,VICKIE PISHED HERSELF AS SHE HAD TAE WAIT ON 8 OTHER PEOPLE GETTING SHOWERED IN THE QUE...WE HAD FEBREEZE THOUGH ALL GOOD. ANDY LOVES DRINKING BIG COCK!!! MADONNA NOW APPARENTLY ....AIRBRUSHED TAE FUCK....NEEDS MUST THOUGH IN THE BACK OF A TOUR VAN. SIMON ABSOLUTELY RAGEN AT 5 QUID TINNED HOSPITAL MUSHROOM SOUP. COMANECHI AND DIVORCE FUNDING THE KKK...NAW WE DIDNAE PAY FOR THE DOMINOS SO WASNAE US! BIG COCKS AGAIN....THERES A THEME TODAY. 3 QUID JD FROM SAINSBURY....SAVED THE DAY. HAPPY MERCH STALL ATTENDANTS. WE FUKING WENT WIIIIIILD.....GIG WAS SOOO GUID,ALTHOUGH VICKIE N ME NEED TO GET OUR BALD PATCHES SORTED. SIMON COMANECHI. DISGUSTING BITCH. EVEN MORE DISGUSTING BITCH. ANDY ACTUALLY IS JESUS. HAD TAE DROP KEEX OFF AT THE GURNEY CLINIC,SHE GUBBED TOO MANY EKKIEZ N COULDNAE STOP GURNING.....NOTTINGHAM TODAY....MAYBE WE WILL SEE MAID MARION OR ROBIN HOOD,WE HAVE PUT THEM ON THE GUEST LIST.

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