BIRMINGHAM....WHAT A LOVELY CITY.
UNTIL DIVORCE ARRIVES!!!!!!
PURE NEEDED A WEE SPOON SO I DID,FEELING A BIT UPSET ON THIS TENTH DAY OF THE TOUR....DEAD EMOTIONAL GUYS,NEEDED A CUDDLE FAE A BEAUTIFUL LASSIE.
C'MON YA DAFT BITCH...ILL BUY YOU A SMIRNOFF ICE IF YOU COME IN THE PUB WITH ME.
AFTER SAYING TAE THE BAND , EH WATCH OUT FOR ANY COPS..TURN ROUND THE CORNER TO THE BIGGEST FUKING COP SHOP IVE EVER SEEN....REDUCING CRIME AND DISORDER!!!!!!
SINEAD HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO BE A POLICE WUMAN.
LOOK,MEAT WAGONS AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE......
SIMONS SO FAR NEAR BREAKING POINT HE NEEDED DOUBLE ALE.
EVEN SINEAD NEEDED A WEE HALF.
VICKIE HAS ACTUALLY TURNED INTAE GAZZA NOW.
DONT WORRY JIM'LL FIX IT....FUCKING HOPE SO.
BURD IN THE BACKGROUND REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE.
BIG STONED PUPAE.
BIRMINGHAM GIG...APPARENTLY BLACK SABBATH PLAYED ON THE VERY SAME STAGE IN 77.
I CAME TO YOU ON BLOODY KNEES BENT DOUBLE WITH LOVE IN MY HEART.
SIMONS TAKING INFLUENCE FROM ALL THE METAL DOCUMENTARIES WE HAVE WATCHED IN THE VAN...NO MIDDLE EQ, ALL TOP N BOTTOM.....OH I LOVE A GUID BIT OF TOP AND BOTTOM.
THEY ALSO GOT A FUKING SMOKE MACHINE.....BASTARDS!!!!!
SUNNO)))....
SIMONO))))))))))...........
))0(( : POOPING BACK AND FORTH!!!!!!
TIME TRAVELLING BACK TAE 87 AGAIN......HEAVY METAL MUTHERFUKERS.
ACTUALLY FUCKING LOVE BROONTOON....WITHOUT HIM THIS TOUR WOULD'NAE HAVE HAPPENED...THANK YOU BROONTOON,WE LOVE YU HEN.
NOT AS MUCH AS I LOVE THIS SPECIAL LADY.
C'MON HEN......GET UP,WE NEED TAE GO HAME...FUKING PURE EMBARRASSMENT ,HAD TAE GET HER IN A TAXI,COST ME 50 QUID FINE COZ SHE JOBBIED HERSELF ON THE SEAT.
FINALLY GOT NEW VANS,THE STINKING ONES FUSED TO MA FEET SO HAD TO GET THEM SURGICALLY REMOVED,HAVE LEFT A BIG SORE.
IVE BEEN EATING THE DRESSING,ITS PRETTY TASTY ACTUALLY,.....HMMMMM SEPTIC PUSS WRAP.
CARDIFF TONITE...ALREADY AWESOME,ALTHOUGH WALKING THROUGH TOWN FEELS LIKE IM ON THE SET OF HOLLYOAKS...LADDAS BITCHES.
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