EURO TUNNELLING

Finally the time has come; this week we'll be getting out of the UK and finally playing our first European shows. In the next two weeks we'll be hitting Germany, France, Belgium, Holland and the Czech Republic, all in the company of our excellent friends Stig Noise!. More info on the FB event page and on the poster below:

Before we manage to escape we'll be playing a show in London with Stig Noise and the excellent Dethscalator at The Old Blue Last in Shoreditch. This gig is free so there's really no excuse whatsoever for any of you to not turn up. FB event page.

Auf wiedersehen fuckers
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FAST PRODUCT

It was only two months ago when we had our last two singles released, which we presume you've already bought and bought, right? We haven't finished yet, there's more on the way.
We're excited to announce that we'll be releasing a third 7" on our long time friend Andrew's label MiLK, who we previously released our split cassette with Ultimate Thrush a couple of years back (and sold out quick, but you can download the tracks for free from Winning Sperm Party). Anyway, we're super excited about this!!
We're also super excited about our other forthcoming release, a split 10" ep (our THIRD 10"!) on the excellent SixSixSixties Records with the absolutely mindblowing Jailhouse Fuck!!!! Their previous 10" ep on Clan Destine Records is a ferocious, serrated, art-damaged masterpiece which no self-respecting noisepunk fan should be without, so we are seriously humbled to be sharing vinyl-space with them!

A quick reminder that our next Glasgow show will be on Wednesday September 28th at Stereo on Renfield Lane with New York post-punk legends UT and Glasgow's woozy, anti-pop abstracters North American War. Make sure you get a ticket now as it's going to be a damn sweet show!
Oh yeah, and we're away to Europe next month with Stig Noise!! Where? HERE. We're going to be playing a preliminary show with Stig Noise and the brilliant, brutal Dethscalator at The Old Blue Last in London on Thursday October 13th and it's free (info here). So flakey London friends: you have NO EXCUSE.
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NEW RELEASE OUT TODAY

The "Music Is The Music Language" festival that we played this past weekend was THE BEST FUN, not just to perform at but to attend. Fantastic atmosphere, excellent performers and faultless organisation by the esteemed Cry Parrot and Tracer Trails. There hasn't been a better weekend of music in Glasgow in a very long time!

WE HAVE A NEW RELEASE OUT TODAY!
We have just had two brand new, previous unreleased tracks released via Deathbomb Arc's digital singles club. For a subscription of $10 (that's not even £7) you will be sent a new download single EVERY WEEK!! Already they're nearly through the whole year (our cat. number is 48), having already released amazing music by Bitches, TEETH!!!, Batwings Catwings, C V L T S and a shit-ton more. Expect a new music overload!! More info & subscription sign-up is HERE!!!!!

OUR NEXT SHOW!! It's going to be a VERY big deal for us. We're extremely honoured to be sharing the stage with New York's legendary no-wave pioneers UT at Stereo on Renfield Lane in Glasgow on Wednesday September 28th. To say they are an influence for us is to do them a disservice, Ut (alongside bands like Teenage Jesus, Swans and DNA) are our personal musical year zero, a band that tore up the rulebook and made fresh, new, ugly/beautiful sounds. This is a truly unmissable show!!! Our friends North American War will also be playing, only adding to the excellence of this gig. BUY TICKETS HERE!
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NEXT SHOW = NEXT WEEK // NEXT TOUR = OCTOBER

First off, MASSIVE thank yous to everybody who came along to see us on our UK tour, it was great to see so many old pals and great making new ones too. Thanks also to all the promoters who put us on, we had an excellent time at every gig - seriously not a single stinker!! Our next show is next week in Edinburgh, which will be in full festival mode, overrun with shite comedians and jaw-breakingly dull conceptual dance troupes. The city's gonna need a wake-up and it'll get it from us, PETTYBONE, THE YOUNG SPOOKS and LORDS OF BASTARD!!! FB event page

Our next gig in Glasgow will be as part of the "Music Is The Music Language" weekender on the 3rd and 4th of September, being co-hosted by TRACER TRAILS and our good friends CRY PARROT. There are some seriously excellent acts on the bill of every style and genre, have a look at the FB event page for more details.

Cry Parrot will also be helping to host our following Glasgow show on Wednesday September 28th at Stereo. We are honoured to be sharing the stage with the uncompromising no-wave legends UT!!! Definitely an unmissable show! BUY TICKETS HERE

Finally, we're HELLA EXCITED to properly announce our first European tour!! We're heading out with our good friends from Brooksideland (aka Liverpool), STIG NOISE SOUNDSYSTEM!!. We'll be hitting France, Germany, Belgium and Holland, more info can be found at the FB event page helpfully set up by our awesome friends at Eine Welt Aus Hack Booking!

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SWAMP ASS (AND DEEP THROATING TWISTERS) IN NOTTINGHAM

WE STAYED AT BTHE LOVELY BELLA GEDGES HOUSE.....HER

MOM WAS AWAY SO SHE INVITED US BACK FOR A PARTY..

.SHES JUST HAD THE SNIP THOUGH AS SHE KEPT HANGING

WITH THE LOCAL BOY CATS SO SHE WAS A WEE BIT GRUMPY....MEAAAAAW LOOK HOW MENTAL SHE LOOKS WHEN DOUGIE GAVE HER SOME

ATTENTION,SHE KNEW SHE LIKED HIM BUT REALISED THERE WAS

NOTHING HAPPENING DOWN BELOW DUE TO HAVING HER WOMB

RIPPED OUT,WEE SHAME WE HAD TO LOCK SWAMPY BROONTOON OUT AS HE KEPT

HARRASSING HER,POOR WEE BELLA... NOTHING LIKE WARMING UP THE VOCAL CHORDS IN THE MORNING

EVEN THOUGH ONLY JENNIE SINGS WE ALL LIKE TO PARTAKE

IN VOCAL WARM UPS JENNIES THE BEST AT DEEP THROATING DOUGIE IS MORE OF A GIVER THAT A TAKER APPARENTLY I STLL DONT REALLY LIKE DOING VOCAL THROAT WARM UPS...

JUST SEEMS KINNNA WRONG TO ME GUILTY PARENTS , WE PLAYED WITH THEM A COUPLE OF TIMES

BEFORE...WEE LINE UP CHANGE BUT FUCKING AS HEAVY AS EVER...

YOU SHOULD CHECK EM OUT TOO..

DIET PIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS YO!!!!!!! HEAVY AS FUCK!!!!!!! GAZ HAD LAID OFF THE PORT THIS TIME SO HE COULD STAND

UP AND SING...BRILLZO DIVORCE.....MUHHHHUUUUUU THERE WAS NAE BURD FEED SO VICKIE MADE DO WITH TANYAS

VERY DELICIOUS VEGAN BROWNIE CRUMBS AND A WEE BIT OF SHITE TO RUB AL OVER HER TEETH...

HMMMM JOBBIES APPARENTLY ENNIES A BIT ALLERGIC TO JOBBIES AND THEY MADE

HER GO HYPER... JOBBIE OVERLOAD CRASHING AND BURNING ON JOBBIES....POOR JENNIE THEN SHE THREW IT UP... THEN SHE FELT GREAT...APPARENTLY ITS LIKE TAKING MUSHIES,YOU SPEW THEN YOU FEEL AMAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!! HOW YOU DOING????????? MEAW MEAW MEAW....TANYA AND STEVES HOUSE RULED,

PUNK ROCK HOUSE WITH CAT PLACE MATS!!!!!!! BYE EVERYONE....

WE HAVE FINISHED OUR TOUR,HOPEFULLY WE DONT SPLIT UP

BEFORE THE EUROPE ONE....KEEP POSTED FOR MORE SHITE TALKING

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BABOOOOOONTOOOOON IN NORWICH

JENNIE AND BROONTOON WORKING THE MERCH CIRCUIT MDMA BRITAIN BOOZE BRITAIN KHAN FEVER FEVER B.ASS MASTER SET UP HOLY SHIT , WHERE DO WE BEGIN,THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT,...YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW GROSS THE SHIT IS DEALING WITH THIS MAN ON TOUR....SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!! BROONTOONS SCENT ATTRACTING A NEW FRIEND,FUCKING RANK!!!! HE MOTHERFUKEING LICKED THE SNAIL AND DRANK HIS BOOZE OUT THIS GLASS THAT HAD A BIG MOTHERFUKING SNAILTRAIL UP IT.....FUCKING RAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!! TAN SOCKS SUNBURN STOCKINGS