I LIKE MA RUM THE WAY I LIKE MA GIRLS!!!!!!!

DAY 3 OF THE TOUR,WOKE UP AFTER ANDY BLEW HIS LOAN ON BEER AND FOUND OUT ABOUT THE BIG BOOBS FRAPE..HES STILL RAGEN,DOING ACCOUNTS APPARENTLY. MY FEET ARE FUKED,MY VANS ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE IM WALKING ON BARE FEET SO NEED TO FIND NEW SHOES. LUCKILY WE STAYED IN SOME LASSIE WI GOOD TASTE IN SHOES ROOM....HELLO BOYS!!! CHECK OOT THOSE CALVES AND SCARS N SWEATSHOP SOCKS GUYS. DEAD NAUTICAL , PURE HIPSTER CHITIQUE WITH ADDED POST TAE TIE MA BOAT TAE. RACIST CHITIQUE.....KINNA FUKED UP! LOOK CLOSELY,VICKIE PISHED HERSELF AS SHE HAD TAE WAIT ON 8 OTHER PEOPLE GETTING SHOWERED IN THE QUE...WE HAD FEBREEZE THOUGH ALL GOOD. ANDY LOVES DRINKING BIG COCK!!! MADONNA NOW APPARENTLY ....AIRBRUSHED TAE FUCK....NEEDS MUST THOUGH IN THE BACK OF A TOUR VAN. SIMON ABSOLUTELY RAGEN AT 5 QUID TINNED HOSPITAL MUSHROOM SOUP. COMANECHI AND DIVORCE FUNDING THE KKK...NAW WE DIDNAE PAY FOR THE DOMINOS SO WASNAE US! BIG COCKS AGAIN....THERES A THEME TODAY. 3 QUID JD FROM SAINSBURY....SAVED THE DAY. HAPPY MERCH STALL ATTENDANTS. WE FUKING WENT WIIIIIILD.....GIG WAS SOOO GUID,ALTHOUGH VICKIE N ME NEED TO GET OUR BALD PATCHES SORTED. SIMON COMANECHI. DISGUSTING BITCH. EVEN MORE DISGUSTING BITCH. ANDY ACTUALLY IS JESUS. HAD TAE DROP KEEX OFF AT THE GURNEY CLINIC,SHE GUBBED TOO MANY EKKIEZ N COULDNAE STOP GURNING.....NOTTINGHAM TODAY....MAYBE WE WILL SEE MAID MARION OR ROBIN HOOD,WE HAVE PUT THEM ON THE GUEST LIST.

POP YR TOP OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

BRIGHTON GIG WAS FUKING AWESOME,WE STAYED AT OUR FRIEND KIMS HOUSE,SHE HAS A PUG CALLED PETUNIA WHO LIKES TO SPIN ROUND ON HER ANAL POLLOPS TO ITCH THEM,ITS PRETTY CUTE. BEST BREAKFAST SO FAR ON TOUR...ONLY 2.95....FUKING YUMMY!!!! LET LOOSE ON BRIGHTON BEACH...HUNNERS OF SHIT TO TRY OUT LIKE PUTTING OUR HEADS IN SHARKS MOUTH. ANDY BLOWING HIS STUDENT LOAN AGAIN ON ICE CREAMS. I BLEW MY LOAD ON ICE CREAM AND DIRTY POSTCARDS. LOTS OF LAUGHS ON BRIGHTON PIER GUYS. EVEN MORE LAUGHS....FUCK YEAH. TOOT TOOOOOOT. EXCEEDINGLY GOOD KEEX PANINI...YUM.

OUR LOVELY FRIEND KIM MADE US UP SECRET SAILOR JERRY BOOZE PACKAGES IN MAC MAKE UP BOTTLES....FUKING GENIUS,WEE TIP FOR YU GIRLS. ANDY PURE LOVES STARBUCKS......RAGEN ITS NOT OPEN FOR A MANGO PASION FRUIT FRAPP AT 12 AT NIGHT. FEED ThE BIRDS ...TUPPENCE A BECKS. THE GIG. THERE WAS THREE PERVERTS AT THE GIG TAKING PICTURES OF ALL THE GIRLS,THEY EVEN SAT ON THE FUKING STAGE AND WE HEARD THEM SAY..OH I FUKING LOVE TAKING PICTURES OF GIRLS LIKE THAT,I SPAT ON ONE OF THEM AND AFTER I PUNCHED TWO OF THEM...DIRTY MOTHERFUKERS!!!!! HAVE YU SEEN THESE MEN?,REPORT TO THE POLICE IF YU DO,YR DAUGHTERS ARENT SAFE. OXFORD WAS PRETTY GUID BOTH BANDS ROCKED,PROMOTER ROCKED,ANDY BLEW ALL HIS CASH ON BEER FOR US,ANDY ALSO FOUND OUT ABOUT THE BIG BOOBS INCIDENT...FUKING RIGHT....NORWICH TONITE GUYS...CANNY WAIT.