HERE WE, HERE WE, HERE WE FUCKIN GO!!!!!! ||VICKIE GETTING HERSELF RIGHT PSYCHED FOR THE OPTIMO SHOW.
HANGING OUT IN THE GREEN ROOM,WE WERE THE FIRST TO USE IT AND JENNIE LEFT FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER THE WALL AND BROKE THE JACKET RAIL TO CELEBRATE.
OPTIMO ANTI ROYAL WEDDING PARTY AT STUDIO WAREHOUSE...IT GOT A BIT MUCH FOR JENNIE SO SHE HAD TO HAVE A WEE SIT DOWN ON STAGE.
IT GOT A BIT MUCH FOR HER AGAIN SO SHE PASSED OUT IN THE GREEN ROOM AFTER,ANDY ALSO FELT A BIT POOPED SO HE HAD A WEE SEAT ON JENNIES BUTT.
SO WE ALL MADE IT JUST FOR OUR EARLY TRAIN TO LONDRES,VSO HAD TO BE SCRAPED OFF A TOILET FLOOR AND PAPPED INTO A TAXI AND VICKIE HAD A EARLY MORNING DEAD FINGER FAG BREAK ON THE TRAIN.
JENNIE TOOK MINUTES TO DECIDE IT WAS TIME FOR HER JAMMIES TO GET PUT ON...SHE DIDNAE ACTUALLY TAKE THEM OFF THE WHOLE THREE DAYS,SHE HAD TO SOAK HERSELF IN A BATH WHEN WE GOT BACK AS IT HAD FUSED TO HER SKIN.
ANDY TOOK A WEE BIT OF SMACK ON THE TRAIN,OH WHAT FUN TO BE HAD ON A TRAIN, ALL IN THE FIRST HOUR AS WELL..ANYWAY, HE PASSED OUT AND WE DECIDED TO GIVE HIM TINFOIL COCK AND BALLS FOR HIS HEAD.
DIVORCE ARE A CREATIVE BUNCH, THERE WERE MANY MINUTES SPENT DRAWING WITH RED SHARPIES ON BITS OF PAPER...IT WENT THROUGH ONTO THE NICE TABLE BUT NOONE MINDED.
WE ARRIVED AT OUR FIRST CAAAAAAAAAMDAAAAAWN CRAWL GIG, THIS IS THE SIGHT THAT GREETED US, IT WASNT ALL OF IT EITHER....GOD BLESS GAYMERS AND DESPERADOS...MHHHH MHHHHHHHH!!!
EAR PLUGS HAVE MANY MANY USES NOT INVOLVING YR EARS....VSO LIKES TO SUPERGLUE THEM TO HER FACE TO MAKE HERSELF MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE.
SO OUR FIRST GIG WAS A BLAST,EARLY SHOW 7PM BUT THE CROWD WAS WELL UP FOR IT, JOHN KENNEDY FROM XFM CURATED THE NIGHT AND EVEN GOT ON STAGE TO DO A SONG WITH US.
VSO GAVE HER CAMERA TO KEEX FROM COMANECHI TO TAKE PICTURES AND ALL SHE TOOK WERE PICTURES OF VSOS CROTCH.
JENNIE GOING NUTS.
KEEX EATING, SHE LOVES FOOD!!... ..THIS WAS FROM ONE OF THOSE STALLS THAT PUT EVERYTHING DOWN TO 3 QUID AT NIGHT TIME BECAUSE ITS BEEN FESTERING IN THE SUN ALL DAY,IT WAS DELICIOUS.
WE WENT TO SEE OUR FRIENDS VERONICA FALLS PLAY AFTER, THEY WERE BRILLIANT, IT WAS PACKED OUT AS WELL.
THEN OFF TO SEE THE AMAZING FEVER FEVER .....THEY ALSO FUCKING RULED.
THEN ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMDEN TOWN , TO SEE OUR FAVOURITE BITCHES....COMANECHI, THEY HAVE A NEW DRUMMER SO KEEX CAN DO A BIT OF AEROBICS AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE......THEY HAD A COUPLE OF NEW SONGS THAT WERE FUCKING AMAZING....THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER AND ARE PROBABLY THE MOST ENTERTAINING LIVE BAND YOU WILL SEE.
WE WENT BACK TO THE LOVVELY BLAKE AND STAZ FROM BITCHES HOUSE, STAZ DROPPED HER TROUSERS TO SHOW OFF HER AMAZING TATTOO.....A CAT DRINKING TEA, HOW LOVELY!
WE HAD TAKEN THE MAJORITY OF THE RIDER HOME AND WERE OUT OUR MINDS ON SUGAR LACED TEQUILA FLAVOURED BEER.....THEN THE BEAR COSTUME CAME OUT.
THEN THE PUMP CAME OUT......PUMPERS LIKE TO PUMP!!!!!!
PUMP PUMP PUMP IT!!!!!!!
VSO TURNED INTO THE WEIRDEST LOOKING BEAR OF THEM ALL....
THEN THE BASS CAME OUT.....SLAPPING DA BASS MAN!!!!
STAZ HAD A WEE GO AS WELL, EVERYONE LOVES THE BEAR COSTUME.
JENNIE WOKE UP FROM HER LIE LOW BALCONY SUITE AND HEARD A BIG OLE COMMOTION OUTSIDE.
IT WAS THE COMMUNISTS GOING BY.
THEY HAD TAKEN SOME FOLK HOSTAGE AND BEATEN THEM UP.
BACK OFF TO CAMDEN TOWN.....WE GOT MEAL TICKETS FOR BOTH DAYS,WE HUNG OUT WITH RAZORLIGHT AND THE LEMONHEADS IN THE DINER,IT WAS BRILLIANT, ANDY GOT A BIG HOTDOG.
ANDY LOVES HIS HOTDOG....MHH MHHHHHH.
VSO GOT THE HOTDOG AS WELL.......WAS PRETTY GUID APART FROM IT MAINLY CONSISTING OF DOG TOENAILS AND COW EYELASHES.
GIG THREE....WE PLAYED AT AN ALL DAYER JAPAN BENEFIT FOR NITESCHOOL RECORDS, WAS DOWN IN FINSBURY...IT HAD A MAMA MIA POSTER ON THE CEILING???!!!..THIS WAS ANDY DOING HIS EVIL POSE.
THEN HIS JESUS POSE.
JENNIE IN HER BEAR SUIT.
SOME HIPSTERS IN THE CROWD DOING THE HOKEY COKEY.
BLAKE AND STAZ FROM BITCHES.
DAM MANTLE...HE PLAYED THE SHOW WITH US IN CAMDEN LATER ON,THERES NO PICS OF US AS WE DIDNT KNOW ANYONE IN THE CROWD, BUT IT LOOKED PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS THE PICTURES FROM THE ALL DAYER MINUS THE MAMA MIA POSTERS....JUST TRY AND IMAGINE...WE GOT THE SAME RIDER AGAIN,YOU CAN GUESS HOW FUCKED UP WE ENDED....
THIS......
FUCKED......
UP........
THE END.
HERE WE, HERE WE, HERE WE FUCKIN GO!!!!!! ||VICKIE GETTING HERSELF RIGHT PSYCHED FOR THE OPTIMO SHOW.
HANGING OUT IN THE GREEN ROOM,WE WERE THE FIRST TO USE IT AND JENNIE LEFT FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER THE WALL AND BROKE THE JACKET RAIL TO CELEBRATE.
OPTIMO ANTI ROYAL WEDDING PARTY AT STUDIO WAREHOUSE...IT GOT A BIT MUCH FOR JENNIE SO SHE HAD TO HAVE A WEE SIT DOWN ON STAGE.
IT GOT A BIT MUCH FOR HER AGAIN SO SHE PASSED OUT IN THE GREEN ROOM AFTER,ANDY ALSO FELT A BIT POOPED SO HE HAD A WEE SEAT ON JENNIES BUTT.
SO WE ALL MADE IT JUST FOR OUR EARLY TRAIN TO LONDRES,VSO HAD TO BE SCRAPED OFF A TOILET FLOOR AND PAPPED INTO A TAXI AND VICKIE HAD A EARLY MORNING DEAD FINGER FAG BREAK ON THE TRAIN.
JENNIE TOOK MINUTES TO DECIDE IT WAS TIME FOR HER JAMMIES TO GET PUT ON...SHE DIDNAE ACTUALLY TAKE THEM OFF THE WHOLE THREE DAYS,SHE HAD TO SOAK HERSELF IN A BATH WHEN WE GOT BACK AS IT HAD FUSED TO HER SKIN.
ANDY TOOK A WEE BIT OF SMACK ON THE TRAIN,OH WHAT FUN TO BE HAD ON A TRAIN, ALL IN THE FIRST HOUR AS WELL..ANYWAY, HE PASSED OUT AND WE DECIDED TO GIVE HIM TINFOIL COCK AND BALLS FOR HIS HEAD.
DIVORCE ARE A CREATIVE BUNCH, THERE WERE MANY MINUTES SPENT DRAWING WITH RED SHARPIES ON BITS OF PAPER...IT WENT THROUGH ONTO THE NICE TABLE BUT NOONE MINDED.
WE ARRIVED AT OUR FIRST CAAAAAAAAAMDAAAAAWN CRAWL GIG, THIS IS THE SIGHT THAT GREETED US, IT WASNT ALL OF IT EITHER....GOD BLESS GAYMERS AND DESPERADOS...MHHHH MHHHHHHHH!!!
EAR PLUGS HAVE MANY MANY USES NOT INVOLVING YR EARS....VSO LIKES TO SUPERGLUE THEM TO HER FACE TO MAKE HERSELF MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE.
SO OUR FIRST GIG WAS A BLAST,EARLY SHOW 7PM BUT THE CROWD WAS WELL UP FOR IT, JOHN KENNEDY FROM XFM CURATED THE NIGHT AND EVEN GOT ON STAGE TO DO A SONG WITH US.
VSO GAVE HER CAMERA TO KEEX FROM COMANECHI TO TAKE PICTURES AND ALL SHE TOOK WERE PICTURES OF VSOS CROTCH.
JENNIE GOING NUTS.
KEEX EATING, SHE LOVES FOOD!!... ..THIS WAS FROM ONE OF THOSE STALLS THAT PUT EVERYTHING DOWN TO 3 QUID AT NIGHT TIME BECAUSE ITS BEEN FESTERING IN THE SUN ALL DAY,IT WAS DELICIOUS.
WE WENT TO SEE OUR FRIENDS VERONICA FALLS PLAY AFTER, THEY WERE BRILLIANT, IT WAS PACKED OUT AS WELL.
THEN OFF TO SEE THE AMAZING FEVER FEVER .....THEY ALSO FUCKING RULED.
THEN ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMDEN TOWN , TO SEE OUR FAVOURITE BITCHES....COMANECHI, THEY HAVE A NEW DRUMMER SO KEEX CAN DO A BIT OF AEROBICS AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE......THEY HAD A COUPLE OF NEW SONGS THAT WERE FUCKING AMAZING....THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER AND ARE PROBABLY THE MOST ENTERTAINING LIVE BAND YOU WILL SEE.
WE WENT BACK TO THE LOVVELY BLAKE AND STAZ FROM BITCHES HOUSE, STAZ DROPPED HER TROUSERS TO SHOW OFF HER AMAZING TATTOO.....A CAT DRINKING TEA, HOW LOVELY!
WE HAD TAKEN THE MAJORITY OF THE RIDER HOME AND WERE OUT OUR MINDS ON SUGAR LACED TEQUILA FLAVOURED BEER.....THEN THE BEAR COSTUME CAME OUT.
THEN THE PUMP CAME OUT......PUMPERS LIKE TO PUMP!!!!!!
PUMP PUMP PUMP IT!!!!!!!
VSO TURNED INTO THE WEIRDEST LOOKING BEAR OF THEM ALL....
THEN THE BASS CAME OUT.....SLAPPING DA BASS MAN!!!!
STAZ HAD A WEE GO AS WELL, EVERYONE LOVES THE BEAR COSTUME.
JENNIE WOKE UP FROM HER LIE LOW BALCONY SUITE AND HEARD A BIG OLE COMMOTION OUTSIDE.
IT WAS THE COMMUNISTS GOING BY.
THEY HAD TAKEN SOME FOLK HOSTAGE AND BEATEN THEM UP.
BACK OFF TO CAMDEN TOWN.....WE GOT MEAL TICKETS FOR BOTH DAYS,WE HUNG OUT WITH RAZORLIGHT AND THE LEMONHEADS IN THE DINER,IT WAS BRILLIANT, ANDY GOT A BIG HOTDOG.
ANDY LOVES HIS HOTDOG....MHH MHHHHHH.
VSO GOT THE HOTDOG AS WELL.......WAS PRETTY GUID APART FROM IT MAINLY CONSISTING OF DOG TOENAILS AND COW EYELASHES.
GIG THREE....WE PLAYED AT AN ALL DAYER JAPAN BENEFIT FOR NITESCHOOL RECORDS, WAS DOWN IN FINSBURY...IT HAD A MAMA MIA POSTER ON THE CEILING???!!!..THIS WAS ANDY DOING HIS EVIL POSE.
THEN HIS JESUS POSE.
JENNIE IN HER BEAR SUIT.
SOME HIPSTERS IN THE CROWD DOING THE HOKEY COKEY.
BLAKE AND STAZ FROM BITCHES.
DAM MANTLE...HE PLAYED THE SHOW WITH US IN CAMDEN LATER ON,THERES NO PICS OF US AS WE DIDNT KNOW ANYONE IN THE CROWD, BUT IT LOOKED PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS THE PICTURES FROM THE ALL DAYER MINUS THE MAMA MIA POSTERS....JUST TRY AND IMAGINE...WE GOT THE SAME RIDER AGAIN,YOU CAN GUESS HOW FUCKED UP WE ENDED....
THIS......
FUCKED......
UP........
THE END.
they are not ear plugs, don't lie. they are your DIDLOS bitch!!!!
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