WE HAVE NEWS

We're really really excited to announce we've got not just one, but TWO 7" singles coming out in the coming months! We will then be heading out on the road in August for another UK tour!
FIRST UP: "Love Attack" b/w "Meating" will be released on the fantastic Night School Records on June 27th in a black screen-printed sleeve. It's limited to 300 copies, plus the first 50 bought through mail-order will have a RED screen-printed sleeve, so go to the Night School site & pre-order this fucker NOW.
AFTER THAT: "Wet Bandit" b/w "Dildine" will be released on the equally fantastic Gravy Records on July 25th. Pre-orders will be up soon
AND THEN WE TOUR: Next job will be to hit the road and shift the units. We've got a full UK tour planned in August; here's the information so far:

FRI 5th: NEWCASTLE - Head Of Steam

SAT 6th: LIVERPOOL - Wolstenholme Creative Space
(w/ ACTION BEAT and STIG NOISE SOUNDSYSTEM)

SUN 7th: MANCHESTER - The Islington Mill
(FAT OUT FEST w/ ACTION BEAT, STIG NOISE SOUNDSYSTEM, BARBEROS and more)

MON 8th: MILTON KEYNES - The Buszy

TUE 9th: CARDIFF - The Undertone
(w/ DRAINS)

WED 10th: LEMINGTON SPA - venue TBC
(w/ T3ETH)

THU 11th: BRIGHTON - The Green Door Store

FRI 12th: LONDON - venue TBC
(YES WAY 3 FESTIVAL)

SAT 13th: NORWICH - The Crypt
(w/ FEVER FEVER)

SUN 14th: NOTTINGHAM - Stuck On A Name Studios
(w/ DIET PILLS)

More information as we get it... that will do for now though.
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UNDER THE BRIDGE DOWNTOWN

What we did last Sunday:

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OUTDOOR GENERATOR GIG TODAY!

XXXTREMELY LAST MINUTE HEADS UP!

We're playing an outdoor generator gig today in Glasgow, underneath a railway bridge next to West Street Underground. It looks a bit like this:
The show is courtesy of the always awesome Winning Sperm Party. Also playing are Smack Wizards (download their album from WSP for free!).
THE SHOWS STARTS AT 5pm SHARP!!!! £2 DONATION TO PAY FOR FUEL!!
This will definitely 100% be the last time we play in Glasgow for a few months too. Should be a fucking RIOT!!!
Facebook event page HERE
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FUNDON / APPEAL / NEXT GIG

We had a fantastic weekend, playing at both Optimo (Espacio)'s epic anti-royal wedding party on Friday and also down in London at The Camden Crawl. Thank you to everybody who showed up to watch us & gave us such a warm reception, thanks also to all the organisers who treated us perfectly and had us want for nothing. It was so great to see so many good friends and great bands over the weekend too, at both the crawl and at the Night School Japan Tsunami Appeal all-dayer on the Sunday. Wow I think we kinda like London a lot...!! You can read VSO's full personal account of the weekend with pictures in the previous post.

Speaking of the Japan Tsunami Appeal, we're honoured to have a track included on the "APPEAL" compilation tape released by Night School Records. There's another 34(!) amazing bands who have donated tracks to this tape, of which all profits go towards helping the victims of the devastation. Buy a copy immediately here.

Our next show is back on home-soil. On Monday May 16th we're playing with the devastating Italian avant-garde sludge duo OvO. Their albums on the esteemed Loads Records are truly punishing documents of unhinged damaged noise. REALLY excited about this one!! Also on the bill are Gropetown and Hivver, so this is guaranteed to be a ferocious evening, BE PREPARED.

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADANTAAAAAAAAAAWN AND THE BEAR SUIT.

HERE WE, HERE WE, HERE WE FUCKIN GO!!!!!! ||VICKIE GETTING HERSELF RIGHT PSYCHED FOR THE OPTIMO SHOW.

HANGING OUT IN THE GREEN ROOM,WE WERE THE FIRST TO USE IT AND JENNIE LEFT FOOTPRINTS ALL OVER THE WALL AND BROKE THE JACKET RAIL TO CELEBRATE.

OPTIMO ANTI ROYAL WEDDING PARTY AT STUDIO WAREHOUSE...IT GOT A BIT MUCH FOR JENNIE SO SHE HAD TO HAVE A WEE SIT DOWN ON STAGE.

IT GOT A BIT MUCH FOR HER AGAIN SO SHE PASSED OUT IN THE GREEN ROOM AFTER,ANDY ALSO FELT A BIT POOPED SO HE HAD A WEE SEAT ON JENNIES BUTT.

SO WE ALL MADE IT JUST FOR OUR EARLY TRAIN TO LONDRES,VSO HAD TO BE SCRAPED OFF A TOILET FLOOR AND PAPPED INTO A TAXI AND VICKIE HAD A EARLY MORNING DEAD FINGER FAG BREAK ON THE TRAIN.

JENNIE TOOK MINUTES TO DECIDE IT WAS TIME FOR HER JAMMIES TO GET PUT ON...SHE DIDNAE ACTUALLY TAKE THEM OFF THE WHOLE THREE DAYS,SHE HAD TO SOAK HERSELF IN A BATH WHEN WE GOT BACK AS IT HAD FUSED TO HER SKIN.

ANDY TOOK A WEE BIT OF SMACK ON THE TRAIN,OH WHAT FUN TO BE HAD ON A TRAIN, ALL IN THE FIRST HOUR AS WELL..ANYWAY, HE PASSED OUT AND WE DECIDED TO GIVE HIM TINFOIL COCK AND BALLS FOR HIS HEAD.

DIVORCE ARE A CREATIVE BUNCH, THERE WERE MANY MINUTES SPENT DRAWING WITH RED SHARPIES ON BITS OF PAPER...IT WENT THROUGH ONTO THE NICE TABLE BUT NOONE MINDED.

WE ARRIVED AT OUR FIRST CAAAAAAAAAMDAAAAAWN CRAWL GIG, THIS IS THE SIGHT THAT GREETED US, IT WASNT ALL OF IT EITHER....GOD BLESS GAYMERS AND DESPERADOS...MHHHH MHHHHHHHH!!!

EAR PLUGS HAVE MANY MANY USES NOT INVOLVING YR EARS....VSO LIKES TO SUPERGLUE THEM TO HER FACE TO MAKE HERSELF MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE.

SO OUR FIRST GIG WAS A BLAST,EARLY SHOW 7PM BUT THE CROWD WAS WELL UP FOR IT, JOHN KENNEDY FROM XFM CURATED THE NIGHT AND EVEN GOT ON STAGE TO DO A SONG WITH US.

VSO GAVE HER CAMERA TO KEEX FROM COMANECHI TO TAKE PICTURES AND ALL SHE TOOK WERE PICTURES OF VSOS CROTCH.

JENNIE GOING NUTS.

KEEX EATING, SHE LOVES FOOD!!... ..THIS WAS FROM ONE OF THOSE STALLS THAT PUT EVERYTHING DOWN TO 3 QUID AT NIGHT TIME BECAUSE ITS BEEN FESTERING IN THE SUN ALL DAY,IT WAS DELICIOUS.

WE WENT TO SEE OUR FRIENDS VERONICA FALLS PLAY AFTER, THEY WERE BRILLIANT, IT WAS PACKED OUT AS WELL.

THEN OFF TO SEE THE AMAZING FEVER FEVER .....THEY ALSO FUCKING RULED.

THEN ALL THE WAY ACROSS CAMDEN TOWN , TO SEE OUR FAVOURITE BITCHES....COMANECHI, THEY HAVE A NEW DRUMMER SO KEEX CAN DO A BIT OF AEROBICS AT THE FRONT OF THE STAGE......THEY HAD A COUPLE OF NEW SONGS THAT WERE FUCKING AMAZING....THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER AND ARE PROBABLY THE MOST ENTERTAINING LIVE BAND YOU WILL SEE.

WE WENT BACK TO THE LOVVELY BLAKE AND STAZ FROM BITCHES HOUSE, STAZ DROPPED HER TROUSERS TO SHOW OFF HER AMAZING TATTOO.....A CAT DRINKING TEA, HOW LOVELY!

WE HAD TAKEN THE MAJORITY OF THE RIDER HOME AND WERE OUT OUR MINDS ON SUGAR LACED TEQUILA FLAVOURED BEER.....THEN THE BEAR COSTUME CAME OUT.

THEN THE PUMP CAME OUT......PUMPERS LIKE TO PUMP!!!!!!

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT!!!!!!!

VSO TURNED INTO THE WEIRDEST LOOKING BEAR OF THEM ALL....

THEN THE BASS CAME OUT.....SLAPPING DA BASS MAN!!!!

STAZ HAD A WEE GO AS WELL, EVERYONE LOVES THE BEAR COSTUME.

JENNIE WOKE UP FROM HER LIE LOW BALCONY SUITE AND HEARD A BIG OLE COMMOTION OUTSIDE.

IT WAS THE COMMUNISTS GOING BY.

THEY HAD TAKEN SOME FOLK HOSTAGE AND BEATEN THEM UP.

BACK OFF TO CAMDEN TOWN.....WE GOT MEAL TICKETS FOR BOTH DAYS,WE HUNG OUT WITH RAZORLIGHT AND THE LEMONHEADS IN THE DINER,IT WAS BRILLIANT, ANDY GOT A BIG HOTDOG.

ANDY LOVES HIS HOTDOG....MHH MHHHHHH.

VSO GOT THE HOTDOG AS WELL.......WAS PRETTY GUID APART FROM IT MAINLY CONSISTING OF DOG TOENAILS AND COW EYELASHES.

GIG THREE....WE PLAYED AT AN ALL DAYER JAPAN BENEFIT FOR NITESCHOOL RECORDS, WAS DOWN IN FINSBURY...IT HAD A MAMA MIA POSTER ON THE CEILING???!!!..THIS WAS ANDY DOING HIS EVIL POSE.

THEN HIS JESUS POSE.

JENNIE IN HER BEAR SUIT.

SOME HIPSTERS IN THE CROWD DOING THE HOKEY COKEY.

BLAKE AND STAZ FROM BITCHES.

DAM MANTLE...HE PLAYED THE SHOW WITH US IN CAMDEN LATER ON,THERES NO PICS OF US AS WE DIDNT KNOW ANYONE IN THE CROWD, BUT IT LOOKED PRETTY MUCH THE SAME AS THE PICTURES FROM THE ALL DAYER MINUS THE MAMA MIA POSTERS....JUST TRY AND IMAGINE...WE GOT THE SAME RIDER AGAIN,YOU CAN GUESS HOW FUCKED UP WE ENDED....

THIS......

FUCKED......

UP........

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