NEXT SHOW = NEXT WEEK // NEXT TOUR = OCTOBER

First off, MASSIVE thank yous to everybody who came along to see us on our UK tour, it was great to see so many old pals and great making new ones too. Thanks also to all the promoters who put us on, we had an excellent time at every gig - seriously not a single stinker!! Our next show is next week in Edinburgh, which will be in full festival mode, overrun with shite comedians and jaw-breakingly dull conceptual dance troupes. The city's gonna need a wake-up and it'll get it from us, PETTYBONE, THE YOUNG SPOOKS and LORDS OF BASTARD!!! FB event page

Our next gig in Glasgow will be as part of the "Music Is The Music Language" weekender on the 3rd and 4th of September, being co-hosted by TRACER TRAILS and our good friends CRY PARROT. There are some seriously excellent acts on the bill of every style and genre, have a look at the FB event page for more details.

Cry Parrot will also be helping to host our following Glasgow show on Wednesday September 28th at Stereo. We are honoured to be sharing the stage with the uncompromising no-wave legends UT!!! Definitely an unmissable show! BUY TICKETS HERE

Finally, we're HELLA EXCITED to properly announce our first European tour!! We're heading out with our good friends from Brooksideland (aka Liverpool), STIG NOISE SOUNDSYSTEM!!. We'll be hitting France, Germany, Belgium and Holland, more info can be found at the FB event page helpfully set up by our awesome friends at Eine Welt Aus Hack Booking!

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SWAMP ASS (AND DEEP THROATING TWISTERS) IN NOTTINGHAM

WE STAYED AT BTHE LOVELY BELLA GEDGES HOUSE.....HER

MOM WAS AWAY SO SHE INVITED US BACK FOR A PARTY..

.SHES JUST HAD THE SNIP THOUGH AS SHE KEPT HANGING

WITH THE LOCAL BOY CATS SO SHE WAS A WEE BIT GRUMPY....MEAAAAAW LOOK HOW MENTAL SHE LOOKS WHEN DOUGIE GAVE HER SOME

ATTENTION,SHE KNEW SHE LIKED HIM BUT REALISED THERE WAS

NOTHING HAPPENING DOWN BELOW DUE TO HAVING HER WOMB

RIPPED OUT,WEE SHAME WE HAD TO LOCK SWAMPY BROONTOON OUT AS HE KEPT

HARRASSING HER,POOR WEE BELLA... NOTHING LIKE WARMING UP THE VOCAL CHORDS IN THE MORNING

EVEN THOUGH ONLY JENNIE SINGS WE ALL LIKE TO PARTAKE

IN VOCAL WARM UPS JENNIES THE BEST AT DEEP THROATING DOUGIE IS MORE OF A GIVER THAT A TAKER APPARENTLY I STLL DONT REALLY LIKE DOING VOCAL THROAT WARM UPS...

JUST SEEMS KINNNA WRONG TO ME GUILTY PARENTS , WE PLAYED WITH THEM A COUPLE OF TIMES

BEFORE...WEE LINE UP CHANGE BUT FUCKING AS HEAVY AS EVER...

YOU SHOULD CHECK EM OUT TOO..

DIET PIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSS YO!!!!!!! HEAVY AS FUCK!!!!!!! GAZ HAD LAID OFF THE PORT THIS TIME SO HE COULD STAND

UP AND SING...BRILLZO DIVORCE.....MUHHHHUUUUUU THERE WAS NAE BURD FEED SO VICKIE MADE DO WITH TANYAS

VERY DELICIOUS VEGAN BROWNIE CRUMBS AND A WEE BIT OF SHITE TO RUB AL OVER HER TEETH...

HMMMM JOBBIES APPARENTLY ENNIES A BIT ALLERGIC TO JOBBIES AND THEY MADE

HER GO HYPER... JOBBIE OVERLOAD CRASHING AND BURNING ON JOBBIES....POOR JENNIE THEN SHE THREW IT UP... THEN SHE FELT GREAT...APPARENTLY ITS LIKE TAKING MUSHIES,YOU SPEW THEN YOU FEEL AMAAAAAAAAAZING!!!!! HOW YOU DOING????????? MEAW MEAW MEAW....TANYA AND STEVES HOUSE RULED,

PUNK ROCK HOUSE WITH CAT PLACE MATS!!!!!!! BYE EVERYONE....

WE HAVE FINISHED OUR TOUR,HOPEFULLY WE DONT SPLIT UP

BEFORE THE EUROPE ONE....KEEP POSTED FOR MORE SHITE TALKING

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BABOOOOOONTOOOOON IN NORWICH

JENNIE AND BROONTOON WORKING THE MERCH CIRCUIT MDMA BRITAIN BOOZE BRITAIN KHAN FEVER FEVER B.ASS MASTER SET UP HOLY SHIT , WHERE DO WE BEGIN,THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT,...YOU CANNOT UNDERSTAND HOW GROSS THE SHIT IS DEALING WITH THIS MAN ON TOUR....SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!! BROONTOONS SCENT ATTRACTING A NEW FRIEND,FUCKING RANK!!!! HE MOTHERFUKEING LICKED THE SNAIL AND DRANK HIS BOOZE OUT THIS GLASS THAT HAD A BIG MOTHERFUKING SNAILTRAIL UP IT.....FUCKING RAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!! TAN SOCKS SUNBURN STOCKINGS

PLAY SOME OLD SONGS IN LONDON...FAAWK YOUUUU!!!!!

UPSET THE RHYTHM MOTHERFUKERS THE BOUNCERS WERE CUNTS,THEY FRISKED ANDYS SWAMPY BALLS SO WE FUCKED OFF TO THE VAN AND DRANK MAGNUM N HAD A VAN PARTY VAN PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOING CIRCUITS ROON THE CAR PARK STEAMING ON RAPE JUICE..OH HAI GUYS WHERE THE FUCK WE GOING!!!!????? HOW FAR IS IT TO ROTTA-DAM POPPER FLAVOUR MAGIK TREEEEEEEEEEE VICKIE HAD A QUICK SHIT BEHIND THE VAN FANCY LEGGING STYLING THERE WAS AMAZING GRAFFITI ON ALL THE COURTYARD OF THE VENUE SOME BIG SPAZZY BOUGHT A TSHIRT AND WORE IT AT THE GIG POUNDLAND DID A POSY IT NOTE CAMPAIGN TO STOP JUNKIES AND DOLE SCUM RIOTING JENNE SPEWED OVER THE MONITORS WEE GINGER CAT AWWWWWWWWWWWW WEE BLACK N WHITE CAT AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PRRRRRR PRRRRRRRR MEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW